Hillary 2016 is the one true path
We have been critical of Madame Secretary Clinton, but it stops now. I have seen the light! The glory of Her Greatness came to me in a dream. She descended the ladder to Heaven and Her face shown with the glory of Creation! She held her hand out to me and said “Why do you persecute Me, my child?”
I couldn’t speak, I bowed to my knees then fell prostrate before her. “Arise my child. Go forth and sin no more!”
I now see what my Clintian friends have been saying all my life, I love Hillary Clinton with all my heart soul and mind and want her to be worshipped like she should be!
-Clearly this was an April Fools joke, but I would like to explain, that picture, the picture that is clearly a joke and not a serious news photo used for Hillary Clinton by a legitimate news source – actually is from a ‘legit’ news source.
That picture was from the Washington Post Express. It was the cover photo for the issue that contained this article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/the-making-of-hillary-50-marketing-wizards-help-reimagine-clinton-brand/2015/02/21/bfb01120-b919-11e4-aa05-1ce812b3fdd2_story.html
Her worshipers have clearly photoshopped the light of heaven radiating from her face… like the craziest of cult people. I just needed to share that. Clintianity is real, people. Beware.